Die Antwoord

Lyrics

[Intro: Ninja]
Mmm, you smell that?
You know what that smell is?
That's right, it's money!
Go ahead, rub your dick on that shit!

[Hook: Ninja]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T

[Verse 1: Ninja]
Told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be
A superstar rapper making big money, know what I mean girl?
But my daddy told me I was living in a dream world
If I said "Yes dad" I wouldn't have my zef swag
Or fly round the whole fokken world gettin' jet lag
Gettin' bitten by the zef bug is the best drug
If I played it safe, I woulda never made it ever
Now every day in every way I get a little zeffer
No matter what you smoke, you'll never get as high as me
It's like a fat fuck you when these naaiers see
My big billboard up in NYC
Don't you wish your boyfriend was zef like me?
I'm the motherfuckin' greatest, suckers love to hate us
But I make these bitches submissive cause I'm a dominator
I'm mad musical, my rhymes are the tightest
That's why I tap beautiful designer vaginas
[Hook: Ninja]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T

I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

[Hook 2: Yolandi]
Big money
Big money
Big money
Make my dreams come true

[Verse 2: Ninja]
Baby I'm an angel, sent from the dark side
Took my brush-cut to the next with peroxide
"Oh my god, that's such a fresh switch!"
Ja, whatever, just don't touch the hair bitch
Everybody's crying saying; "Hip-hops dead"
'til a white South African hip-hop head
Pops up on the scene sayin' "It's not dead!"
I'm here, can I get a fokken aah yeah?
Rappers looking at me like I just crawled out the drain
The underground got me bored out my brain
And this pop-rap bullshit all sound the same
God help you if I call out your name
From the dark side of the moon, I zoom outta the gloom
Doom doom! The room goes boom like a cartoon
The dark ravers has come, my mic-saber is on
Turn and tell your friend; "Yo this is my favourite song!"
[Hook: Ninja]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T

I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

[Bridge:]
[ Yolandi]
"Ooh! Wat drink jy ninjie?"
[ Ninja]
I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
[ Yolandi]
"Ooh lala! C'est si bon!"
[ Ninja]
I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
It's like an angel pee'd in my mouth!
[ Yolandi]
"C'est si bon!"
[Verse 3: Ninja]
I saw your babes new Gucci shades so I stepped to her face
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw P. Diddy's caviar chilling backstages
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw your Virgin Galatic tickets to outer space
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw Hugh Heff's girlfriend's new boobs
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE tits!
I was at the waterfront, saw a new Lambo
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw Snoop Dogg's long gold-plated bong
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw your mom's Louis Vitton leather handbag
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw Lady Gaga's new telephone hat
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!

[Hook: Ninja]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T

I rub my tsss on XPEN$IVE ahhh
I rub my wang on XPEN$IVE thangs
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

[Hook 2: Yolandi]
Big money
Big money
Big money
So so so so so sexy
Big money
Big money
Big money
Make my dreams come true

Get ready to experience Die Antwoord's fun and satirical masterpiece that pushes the clichés of materialism, bling, bitches, and money to the max. XP€N$IV $H1T is an outrageous and zef tune that showcases the duo's genius lyrics from start to finish. The song starts with a metaphorical title but takes an unexpected turn towards the end with a hilarious and outrageous twist.

About XP€N$IV $H1T

XP€N$IV $H1T is a song that takes a shot at the materialistic world and the obsession with material possessions. With an in-your-face and playful attitude, the song perfectly embodies Die Antwoord's unique and often irreverent style. The duo spares no one in their quest to push the boundaries of rap music while making listeners laugh at the same time. This song is a perfect example of their ability to use humor and satire to highlight the absurdity of the world we live in.

What makes XP€N$IV $H1T stand out is the clever wordplay and metaphors that Die Antwoord uses throughout the song. From the opening line, "Super evil, we're aliens, there's no need to pretend," to the chorus "I'll rub my dick on expensive shit," the duo creates a catchy and memorable tune that you won't forget soon.

The verses are filled with examples of a flamboyant lifestyle where every expense is spared, such as rubbing your dick on expensive sunglasses, cars, and even a space flight ticket. The song also takes a shot at music industry heavyweights like P. Diddy, lambasting them with humorous lines.

Die Antwoord's satirical and playful lyrics reach a fever pitch towards the end of the song when they switch the lyrics to include onomatopoeias like "tsss" and "aaah." They even switch up the chorus for a hilarious bit of assonance with the line, "I rub my wang on expensive thangs." It's this kind of lyrical brilliance that has made Die Antwoord one of the most unique music acts of our time, and XP€N$IV $H1T is no exception.

The beat of the song is equally as infectious as the lyrics. The instrumentals are upbeat and energetic, providing the perfect accompaniment to the duo's playful lyrics. The beats are unconventional, which is to be expected from a group that has made a career out of breaking conventions and challenging norms in the music industry.

XP€N$IV $H1T is a unique and unforgettable song that showcases Die Antwoord's clever wordplay and satirical take on life. It's a song that highlights just how absurd our obsession with material possessions can be while highlighting the duo's incredible talent for producing infectious and catchy tunes. From start to finish, XP€N$IV $H1T is an unforgettable listening experience that will leave you grooving and laughing in equal measure.

• Release Date: July 31, 2012
• Artist: Die Antwoord