Rob Cantor

Lyrics

[Intro]
*Ding dong*

[Verse 1: Rob Cantor & Christian Bale]
Christian Bale is at your party, he's alone
Eating all your queso dip, talking on your phone
Uninvited, he just sorta walks into your home
What don't you f**king understand?!

Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece
She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice
He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
What don't you f**king understand?!

[Bridge: Cantor & Bale]
Now he's stabbing at your wife (What don't you f**king understand?!)
With a carrot for a knife (Give me a f**king answer!)
Making fun of your kazoo *Kazoo*
Oh, good for you!

Now he's running naked through the crowd
Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly
Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block
F**k!

[Verse 2: Cantor & Bale]
Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street
It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet
Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating...
What don't you f**k—
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But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand
A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand
What don't you f**king understand...

Are you ready to have Christian Bale at your party? Well, Rob Cantor’s catchy song, aptly titled "Christian Bale Is At Your Party," imagines just that. With samples from Christian Bale's infamous angry rant on the set of "Terminator Salvation," Cantor creates a hilarious and entertaining track that is sure to make you smile.

About ten years ago, Christian Bale made headlines for his outburst on the set of "Terminator Salvation." A director of photography accidentally walked onto the set, ruining a scene and triggering Bale's anger. This incident became a viral sensation, and now, Rob Cantor cleverly incorporates those samples into his song, creating a humorous narrative that revolves around the famous actor.

About Christian Bale Is At Your Party

Rob Cantor's "Christian Bale Is At Your Party" is a playful and creative song that takes you on a journey with Christian Bale as he joins your imaginary party. The track showcases Cantor's talent for combining humor, storytelling, and catchy melodies.

From the first note, you can't help but tap your feet to the infectious rhythm of "Christian Bale Is At Your Party." Cantor skillfully blends various musical elements, incorporating elements of pop, rock, and even a hint of electronic music. The combination of lively beats, cheerful melodies, and Cantor's impressive vocal range creates an irresistibly fun atmosphere.

But what truly sets this song apart is Cantor's clever use of Christian Bale’s famous angry rant samples. Throughout the track, you'll hear snippets of Bale's furious outburst, which not only adds a touch of nostalgia for those who remember the viral video but also injects a delightful element of surprise and humor.

As the song progresses, Cantor weaves a captivating story about Christian Bale attending your party. Through witty lyrics and amusing anecdotes, Cantor imagines what it would be like to have the legendary actor grace your gathering. The lyrics cleverly play with Bale's filmography, incorporating references to his iconic roles, such as Batman and Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho."

One of the song's highlights is Cantor's vivid portrayal of Christian Bale's amusing quirks and mannerisms. From the way he handles a conversation to his love for the dancefloor, Cantor captures the essence of Bale's on-screen personas, infusing the track with humor and charm.

The catchy chorus invites listeners to sing along and join in the festivities, creating a sense of camaraderie between the imaginary partygoers and Bale himself. Cantor's enthusiasm and energy are infectious, ensuring that the song stays with you long after it ends.

It's worth mentioning that "Christian Bale Is At Your Party" not only showcases Cantor's skill as a songwriter and performer but also his knack for creating music that connects with listeners on a deeper level. Beyond the humor and entertainment value, the song reminds us of the power of music to transport us to different worlds and spark our imagination.

So, if you've ever wondered what it would be like to have Christian Bale at your party, Rob Cantor's "Christian Bale Is At Your Party" is the perfect song for you. With its catchy melodies, humorous lyrics, and nostalgia-inducing samples, this track is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and have you dancing along.

Get ready to rock the party with Christian Bale and Rob Cantor. Don't miss out on the fun and make sure to add this entertaining track to your playlist.

• Release Date: July 18, 2012
• Artist: Rob Cantor