Shania Twain

Lyrics

[Intro]
Ow
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

[Chorus]
That don't impress me much
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve—just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
’Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

[Chorus]
That don't impress me much (Oh, oh, uuh)
So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Yeah

[Verse 3]
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Come on, baby, tell me, you must be joking, right?

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car

[Chorus]
That don't impress me much (Oh, oh, uuh)
So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much (Don't impress me)
Oh, oh no, you think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
Now, now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
[Outro]
Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
(Whatever)
That don't impress me

If you’re a fan of country music and haven’t heard “That Don’t Impress Me Much,” you might have been living under a rock! The song, released by the iconic Canadian country singer, Shania Twain, is an all-time classic.

That Don’t Impress Me Much is a fun, upbeat song with a catchy tune that has fans hooked. It is a perfect song for karaoke nights or for stomping your boots to at a bar. However, beneath its peppy exterior lie some brilliant lyrics that critique the modern man’s over-inflated ego. The song is one of Shania’s most famous and sits comfortably among the best country songs of all time.

About That Don’t Impress Me Much

That Don’t Impress Me Much was released in 1998, the sixth single from her album “Come on Over.” The song reached number eight on the Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks chart in 1999 and remained on the chart for 20 weeks, becoming a firm favorite with fans.

The song’s lyrics take a humorous approach to critiquing men’s egos. It suggests that men who spend their time posturing and flaunting their wealth and status will not impress a woman unless they have something deeper to offer. It sends a message that shines light on the innate human desire for meaningful connection, loyalty, and love instead of the superficial things in life.

Shania’s decision to introduce the topic of men’s ego and the need for deeper connections was a genius move. It broke away from mainstream country music, which mostly featured songs about broken hearts and heartbreaks, giving women a voice forever craving true love and true connections.

The upbeat and joyous tune of That Don’t Impress Me Much is infectious and has been the reason for many a music-lover to bop around, even though some do not pay much attention to the lyrics themselves. The funky sounding guitar riff is hard to forget, and the beat is groovy enough to make you want to get up and dance.

The music video that accompanies the song is unforgettable too. Shania is walking through a desert wearing a leopard print outfit while sticking her thumb out, hoping for a ride. However, she rejects all possible rides, including the one from a drop-top sports car before walking away in her fur coat. The video is an interesting play on gender norms of the time, as the video has her in a traditionally ‘masculine’ environment but in a ‘feminine’ manner of attire.

The song's co-writer and producer, Shania Twain's then-husband Robert John “Mutt” Lange, did not have his ego bashed within the song even though he fell under the category of men the song targeted. Shania confirms that in most interviews, and Mutt’s work as the producer only aided the song’s mainstream success.

The song is also known for its iconic chorus that has been stuck in fans' heads for over two decades. The catchy phrase “That don’t impress me much” is repeated at the end of every verse, making for an amusing and memorable musical experience. The song's fast tempo, fun lyrics, and Shania’s unique voice have earned the song a place in the heart of country music lovers worldwide and have created a legacy forever associated with the song.

Conclusion

That Don’t Impress Me Much by Shania Twain is one of those songs that continues to remain popular even though it's two decades old. Its infectious tune and impressive lyrics make it a classic of the genre. The song was a modern take on the traditional country music and played an integral part in the music industry's shift towards more contemporary production. While it’s impossible to say how many people have listened to the song since its release, for those who have, it still remains one of those tracks that make you smile every time it comes on.

• Release Date: December 15, 1998
• Artist: Shania Twain