Eminem

Lyrics

[Intro]
Ow, baby

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing

[Verse 1]
The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I
Think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it go ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I'm sorry, please, please, forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time I see the show on MTV, my pee-pee goes
D-doing, doing, doing

[Verse 2]
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great, big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman, this movie's PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause there's a puppet on my hand (Hahaha)
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year, I'll say "ass" and she'll make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing

[Verse 3]
The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo"
I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word "pee-pee"
Pee, on the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me, please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing

[Outro: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
Woo
Fuck is wrong with you?
Hah

Eminem is one of the most successful and controversial rap artists of all time, known for his explicit and provocative lyrics that often shock audiences. In 2004, he released his fifth studio album titled Encore, which featured several hit singles including Ass Like That. This song was particularly notable for its India-flavored beat and Eminem's impersonation of Triumph, the Comic Insult Dog. Ass Like That sparked both intrigue and criticism for its explicit lyrics paired with such a unique musical style.

About Ass Like That

Ass Like That is an audacious and satirical song that showcases Eminem's brazen approach to addressing societal taboos. The India-flavored beat pairs well with the humorous real-life commentary of Triumph, the Comic Insult Dog, an animated puppet that had previously insulted Eminem. The song's lyrics depict Triumph as a suave ladies' man who continually gets into trouble with the law for sex crimes. Eminem uses the song to poke fun at Triumph and the media's portrayal of sex scandals.

Like much of Eminem's music, the song has been a source of controversy, with some critics denouncing it as misogynistic and promoting rape culture. However, Eminem's defenders argue that the song is a commentary on society's obsession with scandal and sensationalism.

At the time of its release, Ass Like That was a massive hit and was frequently played on mainstream radio stations. The song's popularity endures to this day and has over 53 million views on YouTube.

In an interview with Rolling Stone in 2011, Eminem himself spoke about the song's place in his career:

"Around the tail end of [2004’s] Encore, the songs started getting really goofy. 'Rain Man,' 'Big Weenie,' 'Ass Like That' – that’s when the wheels were coming off. Every day I had a pocketful of pills, and I would just go into the studio and goof off."

This statement reflects the carefree and playful attitude that went into creating the song. Despite its controversial nature, Ass Like That is a testament to Eminem's imaginative approach to both songwriting and musical production.

Ass Like That is a unique and unforgettable contribution to Eminem's oeuvre, showcasing his ability to push boundaries and defy expectations. Whether you love or hate the song, there is no denying its impact and enduring popularity.

• Release Date: November 12, 2004
• Artist: Eminem